Alex Jones: Russo-Ukraine War is a Media Hoax
Alternative facts news professional Alex Jones held a press conference today to allege that the Russo-Ukraine War is a fraud perpetrated with the aid of the “far left wing Davos transmedia.” Jones added that “It’s a shame that even the reporters of Fox News and OAN have been conned into it…that’s a telling indication of the reach and influence of the powers behind this Big Lie.” His website, Truth Above All, has brought out the speculative results of a months-long investigation into a battlefield that Jones now claims is “entirely CGI. Computer Generated Imagery; we’ve all seen it, we know what it can do.”
Jones also claims that English-language journalists and camera crews reporting from on the scene in Ukraine are “merely being given the tour…Imperial Russia invented the Potemkin Village, okay. That’s what they’ve made with those selectively demolished buildings and destroyed tanks and trucks. It was all surplus, target practice. To make a Potemkin Village. Only in reverse.” Jones expressed sympathy for the news reporters: “I have it on good authority that they ARE over in Ukraine. That part isn’t CGI, they’re over there, not all of them stars, a lot of good newspeople you never hear about, just trying to make sense of the situation. And it’s a damn shame they’re all being so gaslit by this hoax.”
Jones went on to claim that “some of those scenes of carnage and destruction are impressively large scale, of course. The sort of destruction that could only have been pre-cleared and sanctioned by the highest levels of Government, along with their providing cover for CGI events like Mariupol.”
Taking a question about the Ukrainian leadership, Jones responded “You’re wondering if Zelensky is in on it? Sure he’s in on it. He’s in on it with Putin, or maybe I should say the other way around? Russia, the Ukraine…the treachery of it all. They know only conspiracy. Czars had their motorcades bombed by the forerunners of Antifa.”
The press conference, which was broadcast live on C-Span in an early morning time slot, continued with Jones’ deep dive into the hidden motives behind the Ukraine hoax: “first of all, it’s another excuse to smuggle more immigrants into the most prosperous countries of the West…well, we’re prosperous, and damn well insist on staying that way. We don’t need any more foreign-speaking people jabbering another different language on our city streets, we have too many of them already, okay. I realize that the United States is a long way from Warsaw, Trieste, or London, but the immigrants have just begun their journeys. Schwab, Soros, and Davos have been after a slave labor pool for a long time, and they finally found it- right where it was all along! Slavs! The word slav came from Slav, you should know. And every last one of these Ukrainians have grandparents or parents indoctrinated from their earliest days into the ways of the Soviet Union. A lot of people from those generations are still alive. Ask yourself- when this flood of Ukrainian so-called “refugees” reaches our shores, which party do you think they’ll vote for? If you’re a smart guy, you got that one right.”
Jones also cited another motive for the hoax that he alleged: to provide a plausible pretext to “raise oil and gas prices…A LOT. Understand that the fossil fuel companies are actually on our side, trying to save the planet from global tyranny…but they have to borrow big, and the boys they borrow from have to have their vig, if I could rap a verse for you, Texas style.”
Taking a large sip from a plastic cup of what appeared to be grape soda, Jones- apparently in a philosophical mood- went on to opine “Civilization will prevail, no worries about that. Humans have always been ingenious, had this…spark of genius. Whether for Good- like my valiant little corner of the medi-o-sphere, ha ha- or for Evil. In this case, the unconscionable evil of such a hoax. Some people, we all know their names, Antifa, Democrats, what have yous, they’re just diabolical. Me, I’m just anabolical…oops, was that too much information? Well, time to wrap it up, gentlemen. I have to take some time out to craft my buzz some more. Just kidding, ha ha! We have to laugh, exactly because it’s gotten so grim. So much worse every day. American Carnage, like the Man himself said. And the worse it gets, the more we’ll laugh, right up to the day when there’s blood in the streets, when we’ll laugh the loudest of All…because we’ll be the ones to laugh last. You with me, heroes?”